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Yes. Excellent. You set the timer for 3 minutes and 45 seconds...

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 00:17:06 -0700

Yes.

Excellent.

You set the timer for 3 minutes and 45 seconds and that is definitely not symbolic or timing down anything other than your snack. That is just the appropriate amount of time it takes for your rolled up, greasy snack to cook properly. Oh great someone is pestering you. Don’t they know it’s snack time? Oh well you suppose you can reply and chat for a little, you’ve got nothing but time.

You use the luck-filled, and really annoying slot-modus! You...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:22:00 -0700

You use the luck-filled, and really annoying slot-modus!

You roll your inventory and only get the item you want if you get 2 of them in a row! What kind of bonus bunk is that? If you roll all three of the same item in a row you get the jackpot! Which is to say, all your items come flying out. There are also X’s in there, and if you get 3 in a row you get a random item from you inventory, which requires even more luck! Luck is not something you’re good with, so why do you have this modus???? We just don’t know.

Jake: Make Pizza Rolls

No time to sit! You’re hungry! If there’s one thing...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:13:00 -0700

No time to sit! You’re hungry! If there’s one thing you will get up to do, it’s eat.

Jake: Captchalogue Laptop and Get Snack

Oh yeah. Just like that. Dislike those toys. Jake: Sit Down

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:11:00 -0700

Oh yeah. Just like that.

Dislike those toys.

Jake: Sit Down

You wield the COOL X strife specibus. You mean, the x2bladekind...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:07:00 -0700

You wield the COOL X strife specibus. You mean, the x2bladekind strife specibus.

Lame.

Jake: Show your dislike for this lame toy.

What? You just have these tiny little rapiers? Come on man they...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 22:02:00 -0700

What? You just have these tiny little rapiers? Come on man they look like big knitting needles. You couldn’t have something manlier? Like dual lightning swords? Not that lightning swords are a real thing.

Jake: Equip Unmanly Tiny Swords

Your name is JAKE COLVIN. Your interests are pretty weird if...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:59:00 -0700

Your name is JAKE COLVIN.

Your interests are pretty weird if you do say so your self. (And you do.) You’re a big fan of japanese animation, or ANIME, and you go as far as to even draw similar ARTISTIC MONSTROSITIES. You enjoy playing a multitude of VIDEO GAMES ranging from simple PUZZLE games to vast ADVENTURE games. The latter being your favorite game genre by far, and the popular Square Enix/Disney game KINGDOM HEARTS being your favorite overall. Something is just so great about traveling through the WILDERNESS and in the depths of FOREIGN PLANETS.

You have a very nice desk over in the corner that you would put your LAPTOP on if there was any room! Unfortunately there isn’t room, as your desk seems to be covered by VARIOUS DOODLES and ART TOOLS. So of course you do what any self-respecting artist with a computer and no desk does. You sit with your LAPTOP on your bed! With your bed SOMEWHAT BURIED by your DRAWING TABLET, LAPTOP, MORE DOODLES, and your fresh copy of SBURB BETA it’s a wonder you can even sit on it! You seem to manage it somehow. You’d better equip your TOY SWORDS in case of a SUDDEN INTRUDER, and so you wont have to get back out of bed once you sit down, it’s such a hassle! You wish people would wait on you hand and foot like some sort of PRINCE. You’re probably one of the laziest people you know, so you like to do many things at once to save TIME.

Jake: Equip Swords