You wield the COOL X strife specibus. You mean, the x2bladekind strife specibus.
Lame.
What? You just have these tiny little rapiers? Come on man they look like big knitting needles. You couldn’t have something manlier? Like dual lightning swords? Not that lightning swords are a real thing.
Your name is JAKE COLVIN.
Your interests are pretty weird if you do say so your self. (And you do.) You’re a big fan of japanese animation, or ANIME, and you go as far as to even draw similar ARTISTIC MONSTROSITIES. You enjoy playing a multitude of VIDEO GAMES ranging from simple PUZZLE games to vast ADVENTURE games. The latter being your favorite game genre by far, and the popular Square Enix/Disney game KINGDOM HEARTS being your favorite overall. Something is just so great about traveling through the WILDERNESS and in the depths of FOREIGN PLANETS.
You have a very nice desk over in the corner that you would put your LAPTOP on if there was any room! Unfortunately there isn’t room, as your desk seems to be covered by VARIOUS DOODLES and ART TOOLS. So of course you do what any self-respecting artist with a computer and no desk does. You sit with your LAPTOP on your bed! With your bed SOMEWHAT BURIED by your DRAWING TABLET, LAPTOP, MORE DOODLES, and your fresh copy of SBURB BETA it’s a wonder you can even sit on it! You seem to manage it somehow. You’d better equip your TOY SWORDS in case of a SUDDEN INTRUDER, and so you wont have to get back out of bed once you sit down, it’s such a hassle! You wish people would wait on you hand and foot like some sort of PRINCE. You’re probably one of the laziest people you know, so you like to do many things at once to save TIME.
